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SNL writers are nerds. They can’t write a funny skit for a hot girl to save their own jobs....

Sep 28th

NBC needs to rename SNL to “I hope the Digital Short doesn’t suck. It is the only thing...

Sep 28th

Apple Remote Desktop - Letting you pull the best IT pranks on friends.

Sep 28th

Oh the fun and joy of working on a Sunday. I don’t mind working, but working on a gorgeous...

Sep 28th

Google sent a cease-and-desist letter to CynaogenMOD. Maybe if Google made better products, other...

Sep 26th

Let the weekend commence… PST.

Sep 26th

How to put GrooveShark in Facebook (http://www.robotfloss.com/blog/?p=130)

Sep 26th

Please Retweet and Sign this Petition ‘Keep CyanogenMod Alive’ - http://301.to/9j2

Sep 26th

America, Fuck yea!

Sep 26th

I hate when you mention a brand name on twitter and they start following you. Whatever you do,...

Sep 26th

I’m going to buy a DeLorean and put a bumper sticker on it that says “My Other Car Is In...

Sep 25th

RT: @jaythejones: BEAR-4 http://bit.ly/H6bfo (cool Radio/HD-video balloon flight)

Sep 25th

Wow, DUI in OKC though he was in Tulsa http://tinyurl.com/y9skmpn. Great find @kylieosu

Sep 25th

http://twitpic.com/izipm - I discovered this hidden Google Gem today. #ascii

Sep 25th

Blackberry - a prime example of terrible UI. Being addicted to your Blackberry is like being...

Sep 25th

I will always have a voracious travel bug, because I will never cease to be amazed that you can fall...

Sep 25th

I robbed a Banksy. I took this in Tel-Aviv in January, and I...

Sep 25th

I discovered this hidden Google Gem today. #ascii: You...

Sep 25th

I discovered this hidden Google Gem today. #ascii

Sep 24th

Several reviewers agree, Zune > iTunes. I wonder how Steve Jobs like those apples?

Sep 24th

http://twitpic.com/ixdc6 - I robbed a Banksy. I took this in Tel-Aviv in January, and I can’t...

Sep 24th

I robbed a Banksy. I took this in Tel-Aviv in January, and I...

Sep 24th

It’s a Trap! (aka “Just like George Lucas,...

Sep 24th

Go to here (http://bit.ly/GHvdn) and download Space Invaders by Pornophonique.

Sep 23rd

I learned that the Green Power range is now an MMA fighter. I wonder what his zoid does now?

Sep 23rd

http://twitpic.com/irlub - It’s a Trap! (aka “Just like George Lucas, Emoticon also run...

Sep 23rd

Sep 23rd

It’s a Trap! (aka “Just like George Lucas,...

Sep 23rd

Bing! Now you can drink it!: This is a...

Sep 22nd

This weekend I saw this http://www.weinstein.com/picasso/PP0386.jpg - a 10 inch piece of cardboard...

Sep 21st

http://twitpic.com/imc68 - Bing! Now you can drink it!

Sep 21st

Genius Mixes are great. But the interface kills the entire point. Heaven forbid I want to do...

Sep 21st

Bing! Now you can drink it!

Sep 21st

All week Laura has been humoring me with the following responses to my questions… Me:...

Sep 21st

Thanks to my friend Barbara, I got to see Robin Williams perform live at Bimbo’s a few...

Sep 20th

http://twitpic.com/i92zp - Smoking Hot

Sep 20th

This is an ash tray I found in Chinatown. Nothing is innocent in that ‘hood.

Sep 19th

Smoking Hot: This is an ash tray I found in Chinatown....

Sep 19th

Smoking Hot

Sep 19th

I’m renaming Ecclesiastes to Ecclesiasticles. The stories will be about biblical figures...

Sep 19th

I have an urge to go to a house party and super glue someone’s cup of beer to the counter....

Sep 19th

For the record, I don’t watch the previews of any movies I actually plan on seeing. Glad...

Sep 19th

Thanks to Tyra Banks, I have just seen the most retarded moment in television history. I wonder if...

Sep 19th

Hollywood needs to learn how to create previews that don’t ruin everything. I now have no need...

Sep 19th

Time for lunch. I’m thinking about Ham on Rye and then calling myself Bukowski all day.

Sep 19th

The rest of the day will be spent feeling moronic for botching my tip at lunch. On the lighter side...

Sep 19th

Why ride in a fire truck when I can save up and buy one. One with a ladder. It is going to rock.

Sep 17th

I love Comcast because you never know what is going to happen. They changed my number without...

Sep 17th

Logorrhea - A real word that does not mean what you think it means.

Sep 17th

NPR is interviewing Matt Damon. Right now they’re talking about “the video `I am...

Sep 17th

Weird: http://bit.ly/yK2ND

Sep 16th

Most people have an Earth Quake Emergency kit. I’m making an Earth Quake Looting kit.

Sep 16th

After 4 months, I finally have a working key to my apartment! Hurray for the new property management...

Sep 16th

I am listening to the Indiana Jones theme song for at least a third time because I am incredible.

Sep 16th

GEEK: iTunes 9 handles ID3 tags differently. Make sure your mp3s only have one tag type or they...

Sep 16th

Headed home to get gun powder and a unicorn

Sep 16th

The new iTunes has decided to not play more than 1/2 of my music collection. Now I have to wipe the...

Sep 15th

Do they make large scale Q-Tips for enemas? No personal interest is vested in this, just curiosity.

Sep 15th

Apple shouldn’t have called it Snow Leopard. I keep having to append “-snow” to my...

Sep 15th

About to see Arj Barker at the Punchline.

Sep 15th

“Nobody puts Bodhi in the corner.” - http://bit.ly/Gty2L

Sep 15th

This label gets creepier as you go.: Pea Fetish?

Sep 14th

http://twitpic.com/hnos8 - This label gets creepier as you go.

Sep 14th

Why own a calendar to remember events when you can date a girl instead? Remind you, she will....

Sep 14th

Vodka + Orangina. We all know where that setup leads. Except it would have an extra “n”...

Sep 14th

This label gets creepier as you go.

Sep 14th

Roll Your Own Reality Show - http://tinyurl.com/nm3x9e

Sep 12th

If an alien implants its young in you, do you get maternity leave for that?

Sep 12th

Damn - The link should have been this: http://tinyurl.com/l3wx7o

Sep 12th

At this meeting, someone should has asked “Of course we can. But do we need to make this?...

Sep 12th

Dear YouTube, If I wanted to watch commercials I’d turn on the TV.

Sep 12th

By Oklahoma standards it just sprinkled. By SF standards a typhon landed. There was lightening for...

Sep 12th

Hell yea! (Hey, @clarklesparkle - How do you like them...

Sep 11th

I’m always surprised when people remember me. I’m not sure why, but I am.

Sep 11th

My impression of James Joyce on Twitter: “…yes and his <3 was going like OMG and yes...

Sep 11th

CyanogenMod (http://www.cyanogenmod.com) for G1 - It is what Google should have shipped but...

Sep 11th

Once @norfleet2 got hit by a cab and broke his leg. Then he had to spend the next few months taking...

Sep 11th

http://twitpic.com/h7uw7 - Hell yea! (Hey, @clarklesparkle - How do you like them apples?)

Sep 11th

I’m not sure about you, but when I spell Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis I...

Sep 11th

I think I was funnier in Oklahoma, because I was surrounded by masses of friends. Here I’m a...

Sep 11th

Hell yea! (Hey, @clarklesparkle - How do you like them...

Sep 10th

For numerous reasons, including her humor, Anna is an important friend of mine.

Sep 10th

Who’s that cat that won’t cop out when there’s danger all about? (Seth!) Right on....

Sep 10th

“Hi, I’m Apple. And I’m not as exciting as I used to be. Think outside the box,...

Sep 10th

I’m not sure I want to know what a red-eye Flight to Boston would mean in slang.

Sep 10th

The most massive exageration of “buy 1 get 1...

Sep 9th

If you join the McCormick and Schmick’s dining club and spend $20,000 on sea food, they will...

Sep 9th

http://twitpic.com/gzniq - The most massive exageration of “buy 1 get 1 free”

Sep 9th

Timesplitters 2 is still my favorite FPS of all time. Besides, I’m invincible at that game.

Sep 9th

The most massive exageration of “buy 1 get 1...

Sep 8th

I am ready to see “Where the Wild Things Are” in theater. But no, I have to wait until...

Sep 7th

IF this isn’t the best part of your day, you have no soul. No, I’m not being extreme....

Sep 5th

One of the partners just caught me racing @squirrelplease through the office. It was a secret race....

Sep 5th

Dear HP, I don’t want to play 20 questions in order to chat online to a rep. Just let me chat...

Sep 5th

http://bit.ly/xp0b3 - Glenn Beck has not denied he raped a young girl in 1990. (Thanks...

Sep 5th

This is why developers hate Internet Explorer (100% CSS and...

Sep 4th

http://twitpic.com/g89yy - This is why developers hate Internet Explorer (100% CSS and HTML verified...

Sep 4th

One of these things is not like the other: http://bit.ly/187jAD

Sep 4th

Tunde Adebimpe, front man for TV on the Radio, is the black Seth Rogen (http://tinyurl.com/mclm68)

Sep 4th

Alright, here are the videos from my last two open-mic nights. Watch This One - Last...

Sep 2nd

This is why developers hate Internet Explorer (100% CSS and...

Sep 2nd

I put the CyanogenMod on my G1. Its like my phone is finally a real man. Mazel tov!

Sep 2nd

Dear OSU football team, please quit falling apart.

Sep 2nd

I am responsible for the G-Mail outage. I crafted a hysterical joke in binary and accidentally...

Sep 2nd

I got up today and it looked so nice out that I left it out.

Sep 2nd

Rooting + Cyanogening my G1. It is taking a while to reboot… oooh sweetness.

Sep 1st

“I was raped by a doctor. Which is so bitter sweet for a Jewish girl.” - Sarah...

Sep 1st

2:24pm - I better eat lunch now.

Sep 1st

Interesting - Finder isn’t protected by Snow Leopards anti-malware. So your USB drive, network...

Sep 1st

My standup from last Wednesday. Still needs work. But it is getting better: http://bit.ly/Z65RE

Sep 1st